Ruger Threatens to Marry Alien From Jupiter

In a hilarious and desperate plea, Afrobeats sensation Ruger has issued a tongue-in-cheek ultimatum to his fans, threatening to take his talents – and his love life – to new cosmic heights if they don’t start streaming his latest single, “Toma Toma”, featuring Tiwa Savage. 

Frustrated by the song’s relatively low streaming numbers, Ruger has jokingly vowed to abandon Earth and start a new life on Jupiter, sparking a mix of amusement and concern among his loyal followers. 

But what’s behind Ruger’s lighthearted lament, and can his fans save him from his intergalactic escape plan?

Afrobeats sensation Ruger has issued a lighthearted ultimatum to his fans, playfully threatening to take drastic measures if they don’t show more love to his latest collaborative single, “Toma Toma”, featuring Tiwa Savage.

Frustrated by the song’s relatively low streaming numbers, Ruger jokingly declared that he’ll abandon Earth and start a new life on Jupiter, even going so far as to start a family with aliens, if his fans don’t step up and support his music.

In a humorous post on his social media handle as seen by Skiword sources, Ruger wrote, “If you all don’t stream this song, I’ll pack my bags, grab my studio gear, and blast off to Jupiter! I’ll find two lovely aliens, start a family, and become a Jupiterian citizen.”

The tongue-in-cheek warning is a testament to Ruger’s wit and creativity, as he pokes fun at the challenges of getting his music noticed in a crowded industry.

The timing of Ruger’s plea isn’t coincidental, as Wizkid’s latest release, “Dance”, is currently dominating streaming platforms in Nigeria, making it tough for other songs to break through.

Despite the stiff competition, Ruger remains optimistic that his fans will rally behind “Toma Toma” and give it the attention it deserves.

Will Ruger’s fans answer the call and save him from his intergalactic escape plan? Only time will tell.